I mean, okay, come on, it’s Monday morning and I think this is pretty weird and amusing.
Base Vehicle: Mini / Reliant Rialto
Engine: 1300cc injection (from a ‘Avengers’ film mini)
Power: 65bhp
0-60: 22secs
Top Speed: 87mph, Guinness World Record for ‘Fastest Furniture’!
Weight: 800kg
Length: 2200mm
Width: 1800mm
Height: 1200mm (1900mm with standard lamp)
Seating: Driver and 2 couch potatoes!
Colour: Leopard print fur
(via cribcandy, naturally)