[ a bearded man ]
Mr. T.J. Lipple, moron extraordinaire and drummer for Kinetic Records' Edison. I've known him since 7th grade, when he used to get me in trouble in band by making me laugh during rehearsal. Once, during dinner at his home, his father offered me some salad. When I refused, he asked me, "How are you going to stay fat if you don't eat?"Incidentally, T.J. is no longer bearded.